Always find yourself abandoned on the dance floor? Could your dance moves be the culprit?  Don’t fret! Scissor Sisters are here to give you some inspiration.

In this pseudo-instructional video, Scissor Sisters teach us how to have the hippest party, or rather ‘kiki’, on those wretched nights you can’t make it to the club.  The official video for “Let’s Have a Kiki” features some fabulous footwork that if properly executed will easily help you reign supreme next time you find yourself an unwitting participant in a spontaneous dance-off.  Fair warning: the choreographed chorus, mambo-esque beats, and lighthearted spoken vocals make this one jam that is going to be stuck in your head—possibly for the rest of your life.

So, gather a few friends and get ready to dive, turn, and last but not least, work!