We are such good friends. Fo realz. Not only do we give you a glorious annual Hipster Holiday Gift Guide to help you get all your holiday shopping done, but we KNOW you obviously also want a list of all the supah-fine mustache-themed gifts you could ever possibly wish to find on the interwebz for your mustache-obsessed friends.

Ever heard of that little jingle, “all I want for Christmas is you”? Negatory. All we want for Christmas is mustache magnet for our car.

You’re welcome. Don’t say we never do anything for you.

Without further ado 25 of the mustacheiest presents for you and your loved ones in no particular order:

25. Oldie but goodie mustache-wearing-mustache stuffed animal! Joy!

24. Got a boo-boo? No fear-mustache band-aids are here!

23. Because who wouldn’t want to munch on tutti-frutti flavored mustaches?

22. Only good things can come of a doggy sporting a mustache t-shirt.

21. Add this manly throw pillow on your couch and watch your love life THRIVE.

20. We know we want to lather our bodies up with these tobacco-caramel scented soaps. AND they’re vegan. BAM.

19. Unleash your inner Sherlock Holmes with this snazzy mustache-embroidered scarf cowl.

18. For those of you who drunkenly stumble in at 4 AM after a night of partying (and possibly drinking) and throw your keys somewhere and then can’t find them when you have to leave for work the next morning. [like us]

17. Customize your own mustache business cards?!?! Sign US up!!

16. SHUT.UP. We can’t even deal with the cuteness of this mustache dog toy.

15. Mustache-y AND fashionable and may even turn you into a proper sleuth!

14. These mustache hankies are a GREAT way to disguise yourself from the papa razzi. Trust me. They work.

13. Too chicken to get a real fingerstache tattoo? What a lame-o! “INK up with these instead!

12.You’ve got to be one serious B.A. (badass, C’MON guy’s) to rock these INTERCHANGEABLE mustache-y sunglasses out on the town.

11. “Well hellooooo there …” See what we did there? You gotta click this link to find out what the hell we are talking about!

10. Everyone and their mother needs to buy this. Right now. For your Corvette, your golf cart, your grandma’s fridge! DO IT!

9. For those of us with an oral [and mustache] fixation.

8. Because really-who doesn’t enjoy a comfortable pair of Tom’s? They’re so lovely and they support a good cause.

7. Put these in your ears and smoke ’em. Um … What?

6. The Seven Deadly Mustaches?!?! Ahhhhh!

5. For your alcoholic friend. You know you have one.

4. Straws with mustaches on them?! Seriously, what will they think of next? Mustache cookie cutters??? [see next gift]

3. MUSTACHE COOKIE CUTTERS! Oh man my mind is blown!

2. OKAY … this is YOLK JOKE is just GROSS!

1A. AND no mustache gift guide would be complete without the ever so obvious Chistmas-themed gift.

1B. And for our Jewish brethren out there-A DREIDEL COSTUME COMPLETE WITH HEBREW LETTERS/A MUSTACHE! You’ll be a hit at the holiday party.

BONUS: We swear this isn’t Nicky but who wouldn’t want to wear an artist’s rendering of someone who looks just like him with brown eyes on their socks?!