We’re in the future. In a Third World country (but it’s the future, so everyone has iPads, because, like, obviously, right?). There is an alien (?) militia wearing bling tearing through the slums searching for some kind of mystical crystal. It’s up to one woman to find the crystal and protect the fate of the…slum? World? Universe? Who knows…

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Check out Adam Tensta‘s bizarre new video for “Scared of the Dark” (featuring Billy Kraven) below and see what happens!

This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but an amply-sized woman in a zebra-print bikini wielding a laser gun…