Sure, that Kryptonite horseshoe lock seems like a pretty legitimate way to prevent your beloved fixie from falling into the hands of a petty thief, but a protective and vengeful gang of possessed bicycles? Now that’s some serious security!

From road bikes to cruisers, the rides in Mark Ronson‘s new video for “The Bike Song” (featuring vocals by our buddy Spank Rock and Kyle Falconer of The Views) are seriously loyal to their own. Next, let’s see how they match-up to the mysterious bike-lock-super-gluer of Williamsburg…

Catch the video (which is a continuation of Ronson’s last video, “Bang Bang Bang”) below, and keep an eye out for Record Collection, which is expected to drop this month!

[Watch the video after the jump!]