If being in Designer Drugs‘ crew is anything like it is in their new video for “Dead Meat,” hand us a helmet, a barf bag, and tell us where to sign up!

You thought your SXSW antics were debaucherous? Well did they involve deep-woods parties with animal masks, pentagram fires, and more beer shotgunning than you can shake an all-access pass at? Didn’t think so. The hard-partying clan in this clip will put your drink tickets and industry shmoozing to shame faster than you can say “Don’t mess with Texas”…