Okay, so maybe Americans aren’t doing super fantastically right now–I mean, we did just elect both an ex-cast member from the Real World and a dead person to Senate–but The Americans are here to help us save face! (And then, subsequently, rock said face off…)

In their Harold-and-Maude-esque new video for “Requiem” (featuring Sean Lennon), Sean’s lovely lady tries to “off” herself time and time again … with no luck! We hate to break it to ya, Sean-y, but we pretty sure there’s no clearer way to say it: she’s just not that into you …

Check out the erie-but-entertaining video below, and don’t miss The Americans at Rockwood Music Hall on Friday, November 12th, to celebrate the upcoming release of their White EP! And Sean, maybe in your next dating ad, you might want to include something about a “drama-free girl”…