Man about town Gavin McInnes (formerly of Vice and currently the driving force behind Street Carnage) just published a new book, Street Boners.

We aren’t 100% sure … but we think we are flattered that our very own Nicky Digital was featured in one of his favorite hoodies and a caption that didn’t quite make sense. At least our caption wasn’t offensive like most of the “1,764 Hipster Fashion Jokes” that the book’s subtitle boasts about.

We strongly suggest flipping through the pages to figure out how to best explain your 1 to 10 kitten-based boner rating to your parents, significant others and your future lovers …

If you’re into this kind of sadistic hipster humor, we also suggest you check out McGinnes other books, The Vice Guide to Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll and Vice Dos and Don’ts: 10 Years of VICE Magazine’s Street Fashion Critiques or the more ego friendly Look at This F*cking Hipster by our buddy Joe Mande!

P.S. Today really is national “Say Something Nice Day” according to this website and we ALL know that the internet tells no lies!